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Haiku
about menstruation sent by an
anonymous contributor
Shark Week is here now
I am going to die now
Ow ow ow ow ow
My emotions are
Going insane right now
I JUST WANT TO SCREAM
Red velvet cake is
The only thing I crave, oh
I need cake, puh-lease
Why. I am crying
For no reason at all now
Please make this end soon.
Mother Nature, no
Just go away. No one
Even likes you, whore
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