See a 3-D Dr White's ad,
an ad contest
for Dr White's and wearing Dr White's with
a thong. And
a penis-tampon
ad (they finally yielded to the
temptation).
More humor in advertising:
Simplicity Freedom ads (British): September 1990
- May 1991 -
October 1991 -
Freedom Confetti (French): October 1990
- box of
Freedom tampons (German): 1991
MORE
booklets, pads, tampons
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The Museum of Menstruation and
Women's Health
Sani-Scants,
Kleinert's
Ad, 1950s?, black
and white
Unknown magazine, U.S.A.
Is this an
adperson's joke?
Kleinert's is selling
special underpants to
hold a menstrual pad to
replace the mostly hated
sanitary napkin belt,
which often allows the pad
to shift and exude
socially unacceptable odor.
The dog
next to the NO PARKING
sign at bottom seems to
be wearing something
around its waist? OMG! Is it a
belt - a sanitary
napkin belt?!
And is the leash snarled
around the post impeding
her and her boss's
movement? Like, yes.
To the, er, cat. A
soft, white, clean cat,
a kitten. Her owner
holds it above the dirty
ground where the dog is
twisted up and way above
her waist, close to her
head where her thinking
is done. And where her
nose is. (I like cats.
Cats are historically
associated with women's
intimate areas. )
Cat="daintiness" (I hate
that word) as well as
Kleinert's excellent panties. Light and easy to
carry (wear).
Dog=well, a dog's life
down below.
My time in grad school
puzzling out German
literature was not
completely wasted!
More
mirror ads
from this series.
I
thank the donor!
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Below:
The ad occupies
the outer half of a 10 x 13 1/2"
(25.4 x 34.3 cm) page
in the unknown magazine.
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Below: Kitten
exuding no odor, soft, purring.
No, wait, Kleinert's Sani-Scants
probably were soundless, a great
advantage.
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Below: You can see
I did not add the belt. It might
absorb secretions when the
poodle is in heat but serves the
ad's pupose.
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