Headline above ad: 
                                    "Tamponphobia: 
                                    Why don't Swedish women have it?"
                                I don't know how many American women
                                  bought (or buy) the Swedish implied
                                  argument in the second line in the ad,
                                  Sweden and the rest of Scandinavia
                                  being the pit of sin for many
                                  Americans (you can also throw
                                  northwestern Europe into that pit) in
                                  spite of the fact that Sweden is the fourth
                                    happiest country in the world
                                  (2013). (Scandinavian fellows Norway
                                  and Denmark are numbers 1 and 6. The
                                  American Way's bastion of rectitude
                                  and free enterprise is, lessee, 7, 8,
                                  9, 10 - Oh, here it is, number
                                  11.) 
                                 
                                H.L. Mencken has been quoted as
                                  saying this in reference to
                                  puritanical Americans,  
                                 
                                
                                  "Puritanism: The haunting fear that
                                    someone, somewhere, may be happy." 
                                   
                                 
                                Doesn't the fact that Swedes say Suck! instead
                                  of its English translation Sigh! just
                                  reinforce your revulsion for the
                                  country that at least one author has
                                  said houses the most beautiful women
                                  in the world? (The Danes say Suk, hardly
                                  an improvement.) 
                                 
                                Um, now where was I? 
                                 
                                Oh, yeah, tampons. 
                                 
                                Well, Swedes probably accepted
                                  tampons faster than Americans because
                                  in general they accept
                                    naughty things faster (and in an
                                  ad).
                                  Tampax famously had early trouble getting Americans to buy tampons
                                  and still does, and more so in even
                                  more conservative countries (read a
                                  Wall Street Journal article, Dec. 8,
                                  2000, "Seeking New Markets For
                                  Tampons, Procter & Gamble Tries
                                  'Bonding Sessions' And School Slide
                                  Shows To Win Sales in Mexico"). 
                                 
                                See
                                    the Carefree tampon and read more
                                    about it. It's like o.b.
                                  in disguise; the same company later
                                  sold that tampon. 
                                 
                                Oh, yes, the strange colors I
                                      used to tint the woman's face at
                                      the top of this page are the colors of the
                                        Swedish flag. 
                                 
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