See a 3-D
                              Dr White's ad, an ad contest for Dr
                            White's and wearing Dr White's with a thong.
                          More humor in advertising:
                            Simplicity Freedom ads (British): September 1990 - May 1991 - October 1991 -
                            Freedom Confetti (French): October 1990 - box of Freedom
                            tampons (German): 1991
                          
                          And here's a contest to make an
                            ad for Dr White's pads.
                          
                          
                          
                          
                          
                              
                              
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                          Dr White's menstrual towels (pads,
                            napkins) 
                            Ad with menstruating
                              man in women's underwear 
                            1985, United Kingdom
                          
                            
                              
                                
                                  
                                    Britain has produced the funniest ads
                                      I've seen for menstrual products.
                                      It hasn't always been that way (examples).
                                    Forgetting the head and hairy
                                      legs, look
                                        at the ad below and
                                      compare with this photo
("Dara
                                        Torres and her abs.") of
                                      American Olympic swimmer Dara
                                      Torres. What's the difference?
                                    The point is that this ad today
                                      would not
                                        shake people as much as
                                      it probably did in 1985 when it
                                      appeared. Dara Torres actually beats the
                                      cross-dressing guy in tradionally
                                      masculine muscularity. (And she's
                                      in her forties.)
                                    The scan is not clear so let me
                                      help you: the white words
                                      refer to parts of the body that
                                      often bother women before or
                                      during menstruation. The man is
                                      complaining about the same things
                                      a woman would - because he's
                                        menstruating.
                                    That's the point - as it was
                                      with Gloria Steinem's famous and
                                      funny "If
                                        Men Could Menstruate" that
                                      appeared in the October 1978 issue
                                      of Ms. magazine, about five years
                                      before the ad. Women have probably
                                      complained about menstruation and
                                      its side effects since homo
                                      became sapiens - and justifiably.
                                      One thing I've learned since I
                                      started this museum is that men
                                      have an enjoyable ride on the
                                      reproductive trip compared to the
                                      massively
                                        more complex experience women
                                        have.
                                    I wonder how much this ad owes
                                      to Ms. Steinem's essay.
                                    The little boxes at the corners
                                      are moons
                                        in different phases (also in this ad and others).
                                      This is a very
                                        rare reference to the moon in
                                        mainstream menstrual advertising,
                                      the moon, of course, being
                                      sometimes associated with
                                      menstruation because of its
                                      "cycle" (see?), etc. Referring to
                                      the moon is much more common in
                                      advertising for washable pads,
                                      etc.
                                    See a 3-D
                                      two-page Dr. White's ad.
                                    And here's a contest
                                      to make an ad for Dr White's pads.
                                    (See a non-menstrual funny ad
                                        on the back of the left page,
                                        just to see how much humor there
                                        is in some British
                                        publications.)
                                    I thank
                                          the frequent Dutch contributor
                                          for these scans!
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                                    Below:
                                      The two-page ad from Company
                                      magazine.  
                                      The contributor did not say how
                                      large the pages are. 
                                      The scans chopped off some of the
                                      sides and text 
                                      and fuzzied up the top of the
                                      left-hand page. But 
                                      the gist of the ad remains, even
                                      the moons. 
                                      Enlargements
                                        below and here (right-hand
                                        page).
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                                    Below:
                                        I can't read the text at top but
                                        the rest reads:
                                    
                                      Don't expect me to shave with
                                        these spots all over my chin.
                                      If you had swollen [?] breasts
                                        you would [?] want [?] to be
                                        cuddled.
                                      I can't possibly clean the car
                                        with this nagging backache.
                                      My stomach aches and it's so
                                        bloated my boss asked if I was
                                        pregnant.
                                      I'll never climb the ladder of
                                        success with legs this wobbly
                                        once a month.
                                     
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                            of the ad - See a 3-D
                              Dr White's ad and an ad contest for Dr
                            White's. 
                            More humor in
                            advertising: Simplicity Freedom ads
                            (British): September
                              1990 - May 1991
                            - October 1991 -  
                            Freedom Confetti (French): October 1990 - box of Freedom
                            tampons (German): 1991
                            
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